Before Rose and Jack... (education for the under thirties)

	it all started long ago					in a place known to them as “TARDIS” without the ‘the’
	even short term companions were invited					she came to kill, but stayed to become a friend
	the Doctor didn’t mind sharing Jamie with Ben					not sure about Polly though
	got over qualms with Victoria (perhaps it was the skirt)					and with Zoe...well!
	substances were consumed					things got hot and exhausting
	nasty headache in the morning though					oh crumbs

Picture sources: row 1 left and right, The Reign of Terror; row 2 left and right, The Daleks’ Master Plan; row 3 left, The Underwater Menace; row 3 right, The Faceless Ones; row 4 left, The Web of Fear; row 4 right, The Space Pirates; rows 5-6, The Space Pirates.