Our "Very Own" LOOPEY DICONARY!

» Aberration - 1. dance movements to 1970's Swedish musical pop-group

» Abdicate - 1. pointing at your truant  tummy muscles

» Acrostic - 1. angry parasite

» Address Book - 1. list of people you are highly unlikely to meet face-to-face

» Alcott, Louisa M. (1832-88) - 1. American inventor of the incredible Little Women

» Alien - 1. non-Community member

» Almagest - 1. Ptolemy's astronomical catalogue of 1,025 assholes

» Aloof - 1. almost moofed

» Alt F4 - 1. a quick getaway; 2.  auto-moof.

» Ambliance - 1. conveyance for sick person (Thanx SandyKnife)

» Anaxagoras (c.500 BC) - 1. Greek philosopher who thought Milky Way chocolate reflected the earth's shadow (?)

» Antithesis - 1. chatter's parallel universe (ie. 'reality')

» Any Key - 1. has still yet to be found on this keyboard

» Aphrodisiac - 1. too many bourbons make anybody look attractive

» Archmedes (287-212 BC) - 1. Antiquitarian Syracusian mathematical genius who discovered that ducks can float because they are not made out of wood

» Arnold, Thomas (1795-1842) - British Headmaster of Rugby School, and inventor of cauliflower ears

» Aqualung - 1. choking on your coffee

» Asparagus - 1. evil allegedly edible vegitable your mother rarely succeeded in making you eat with much pleasure; 2. snot-like tinned growth

» Assure - 1. what happens to your bum after sitting in front of your puter for too long

» Austin (Powers) - 1. International Man of Mystery

» Aztecs - 1. vanished race of American Indians who sustained the technology behind fashionably-large buttocks

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» Bach - 1. what sound dogs make at what grows on trees; 2. the arrow thingy top left of screen that so amazes you when it always skips over the 'bach' you wanted to get to (Thanx Trishy)

» Backing up - 1. going out on the grog two nights in a row (Thanx Raven)

» Bagpipes - 1. Scottish torture device aimed to disable enemy hearing

» Balboa, Vasco Nunez de (1475-1517) - 1. Spanish explorer who accidentially discovered the Pacific Ocean whilst trying to hide from his parents-in law

» Balderdash 1. (n.) a rapidly receding hairline

» Beach - 1. site of star-gazing, shots, conversation and...

» Beatles - 1. really delicious Cadbury's chocolate thingy's with crunchy stuff in them that sadly seem to no longer be in the shops (Thanx Trishy); 2. obscure Classical English pop-group of small-renown and limited musicality: 3. a tiny footnote to modern social culture

» Beer - cf "bourbon"

» Begrundings - 1. a loopey greeting (as in 'Thoonish Begrundings!')

» Beowulf - 1. Old English poem about a lonely Scandinavian man who unsuccessfully sold life insurace to wild Mongolian ducks

» Bialystok - 1. Polish town and home of the International Gall Bladder Veterans Memorial codpiece

» Big Brother - 1. Bill Gates aka. God

» Binary - 11010110100110101110001

» Binge-Drinking - 1. more-than-one coffee at the same time

» Blackout - 1. correction-pen for carbon paper

» Blarney Stone - 1. Kissing this Irish stone set atop a tower allegedly gives one the power to speak flatulently

» Bluch - 1. a burp with a very red face (Thanx Raven)

» Blue Peter - 1. Naval flag hoisted to indicate naked male sailors have been immersed in very icy-cold water

» Bloodnok - 1. Major Dennis

» Bob, Jack and Jim - 1. bad men with profoundly popular reputations for promoting drunken behaviour

» Bolivia - 1. Home of recreational crop farming and small business industries

» Bondage - 1. addiction to the internet (with or without the ropes); 2. something anyone can enjoy no matter what their age (Thanx Trishy)

» Bourbon - cf "Beer"; 1. not a substitute for cough medicine (Thanx Moofie Monster)

» Brain - 1. processor; 2. black hole; 3. echo chamber

» Brb - 1. a polite way to indicate a chatter has burped

» Breast - 1. as in "keeping abreast of the situation"

» Bridge, Sir John Frederick (1844-1924) - 1. English musician who played with his organ in public places

» Brown - 1. an unimaginative fashion-colour-description - try 'Burnt Gold' instead!; 2. should never be worn, even online.

» Brwahahaha - 1. evil and dastardly cyber-laugh, complete with moustache-twirling, black cape, gloves and top-hat, standing astride a crying woman tied to a railway track with a train coming...

» Bucket - 1. swearing with a speech impediment (Thanx Raven)

» Bugger - 1. expression of frustration upon trying to remove your fist from smoking monitor-screen

» Bugrer - 1. cockroach-flavoured hamburger (Thanx Raven...I think!)

» Bundaberg - 1. source of rum-hangovers; 2. "Damn you, Bundy!!!"

» Bus - 1. moose-attracting conveyance

» Bull - 1. aggressive action leading to terminal lead poisoning; qv "Leap of Faith"

» Buttocks - 1. source of the seat of power; 2. male repository of all knowledge (Thanks Moofie, you bastard! lol)

» BWSKOTN - 1. big wet sloppy kiss on the nose (Thanx Raven)

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» Cabbage - 1. a very old taxi; 2. cf 'brain'

» Cache - 1. where twasi stores his inappropriate pics of The Wiggles

» Cadbury, George (1839-1922) - 1. without whom, chatters would have nothing dark and sweet to nibble on

» Caffeine - 1. required element for successful late-night chatting

» Cancer - 1. zodiac sign; 2. submitting your reply to an authority figure

» Cardboard - 1. Xmas turkey on the dining table

» Cardigan, James Brundenell 7th Earl (1797-1868) - 1. cavalry officer who lead the Charge of the Light Brigade at Balaclava (1854) wearing a soiled yellow felt beanie covered in Polish beer coasters; 2. whom after an item of stained, patched and worn woolly clothing smelly elderly men continuously wear was named

» Carp - 1. the ultimate typo?

» Carrot - 1. diced vegetable thrown into every drunks' vomit by a lurking prevert

» Carpe Dentum - 1. sieze the teeth (thanx Robin Williams)

» CD-drive - 1. extendable coffee-cup holder on your puter

» Chacma - 1. African pig-tailed baboon; cf. 'Host'

» Chatroom - 1. counselling chambers; 2. cafe; 3. drinking lounge; 4. night-club; 5. brothel

» Children - 1. no, please don't pull on that phone-plug...I SAID - DON'T pull on that pho...

» Chitt - 1. swearing with a speech-problem

» Chock - 1. the sound the chair makes when it hits someone in the back of the head (Thanx Raven)

» Chocolate - 1. chatters' blood-supply

» Circumvent - 1. (n.) the opening in the front of boxer shorts

» Chloroform - 1. colourless anesthetic; cf. 'vodka' or 'gin'

» Clapperboy - 1. oh my gawd...I can't print that!?! (ed.)

» Coal - 1. black coolness

» COD - 1. Courtesy of Distressed (Thanx Raven)

» Coffee - 1. yes please, in copious amounts; 2. something nice and tasty to keep you from 'poiuyt' (qv); 3. something nice that can be tasty but it depends on where and with whom you're having it (Thanx Raven); 4. (n.) a person who is coughed upon

» Community - 1. Lunatic Asylum; 2. a very small gathering of Communists

» Cookies - 1. chocolate-chip

» Corn Chips - cf. "Salsa"

» Cows - 1. sleeping push-over toys for Jolly

» CPU - 1. axe-blunting, knuckle-brusing object of wrath; 2. Central Porn Unit (thanx Moofie)

» Cretin - 1. small-squares of stale bread used to garnish soup; 2. a word you never say to a friend while holidaying in Crete - as in "put that smoke out, you stinking cretin" - can and has caused serious problems in the past (Thanx Trishy)

» Crop-Circle - 1. mysterious ring-shaped stain on your table from your tea/coffee cup

» Crowded House - 1. magic

» Ctrl-A - 1. what was I thinking?!?

» CWL - 1. choking with laughter (Thanx Hot AC Man)

» Cyber - 1. intimately-informal private dialogue (rubber gloves required)

» Cyber-Wife - 1. cyber-lover without the cybersex (Thanx Jolly)

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» D-d-dancing - 1. instinctive tribal ritual prescribed to keep a Mallard suppressed (usually ineffective)

» De die in diem (Latin) - 1. from day to day with Dee

» Diconary - 1. the two men who wrote this book of lists; 2. small gentleman's appendage being aired on the top of the drier (Thanx Trishy)

» Dial-Up - 1. the phone number for home-delivered pizza

» Di-Dee-Di - 1. cyber-singing

» Disconnected - 1. a late 1970's popular dance hall with the flashing light show noticably absent

» Doing a Twasi - 1. whispering back to the porn-bots (Thanx Dee)

» D'oh! - 1. "Damn-it! My obvious stupidity has been openly revealed! I will keep my &%$#@! mouth shut in future!"; 2. Policy Statement of the new Governor of California

» Drakness - 1. absolute absence of all light-beer

» Dregawn-Feyer - 1. breath of thunder

» Drinks - 1. Bourbon; 2. ice skating whilst pissed

» Dumpster-Bin - 1. where Moofie holds his concupiscent clandestine trysts

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» Eccles - 1. the world-famous

» Ecka - 1. the sound of driving the porcelain bus

» Electricity - 1. what Whitey's panel of psychiatrists pump through the attached electrodes on his temples

» Elvis - 1. has left the building

» E-Mail - 1. did you get mine? (email@address)

» Emoticons - 1. highly-prized artworks of antiquity

» End - 1. does anybody know why this button is on your keyboard?!?

» Enema - 1. popular american rapper/singer

» Esc - cf "Help"

» Esky - 1. Holy Reliquary Portage for the Sacred One-Golden Stubbie of Sloth

» Esplanade - 1. (vb.) to attempt an explanation whilst drunk

» EYESIGHT - 1. use of large print

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» F1 - cf "Help"

» F7 - 1. speelink chekerr

» Failure - cf. "ISP"

» Fark - 1. another loopey swear word (Thanx Raven)

» Farking - 1. a noisy flatulent dog

» Fart - 1. blame it on Moofie - or the dog

» Fawlty - 1. what's wrong with him?

» FCOL - 1. for crying out loud! (Thanx Jolly)

» fkadhtjhajkhjfkhf - 1. Harry Potter (Thanx Kai)

» Flabbergasted - 1. (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained

» Flatulence - 1. (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller

» Flirting - 1. with death?

» Floppy Disk - 1. that's being a bit personal now, aint it?!

» Flummery - 1. slow-acting poison designed to gum your taste buds together

» Frisbeetarianism - 1. (n.) the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there

» Fuck - 1. what daddy says when he hits his thumb with the hammer; 2. very expensive sought after brand of clothing in England - get the spelling right though (fcuk) (Thanx Trishy); cf. sick

» Fuf - 1. the "Fuck-up Fairy" that ensures disaster strikes at the worst possible instant (cousin of Moofie) (Thanx Ebabe)

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» Gaffa Tape - 1. anti Moof device (Thanx Raven); 2. lip-removal proceedure for roadies

» Gaggle - 1. (n.) collective noun for chatters

» Gargoyle - 1. (n.) an olive-flavoured mouthwash

» Garlic - 1. cloves of this keep the Moofie Monster away (supposedly...); 2. sorry this (1.) is wrong (Thanx Trishy)

» Gear - 1. groovy; 2. fab

» Geldray - 1. Max, champion blower of the floo-gee

» Genuflect - cf "Fart"

» Gherkin - 1. a small suppressed giggle

» Gibbon - 1. as in "Do, do, do, the funky..."

» Ginger - 1. still missing with Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor, Mary-Ann, etc etc

» Goldmember - 1. chatroom Host; 2. small appendage of gentlemen suffering with liver disease (Thanx Trishy)

» Gourd - 1. expression of bemused amazement

» Gu - 1. being unable to speak due to your modem being shoved down throat by frustrated and/or sleepless spouse/partner

» Gzornk - 1. sound of a suppressed laugh, with a mouthful of coffee coming out of the nose

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» Hacker - 1. former British TV Prime Minister

» HAFMHY - 1. has anyone found my hat yet?

» Hammer - 1. Golden Mallet of Merciless Destruction and Eternal Wrath for Doomed Porn-Bots

» Hangman - 1. Internet torture device (Thanx Raven)

» Hangover - 1. what you feel like after getting only 2 hours' sleep after being online chatting until 5am

» Head - 1. a profile (Thanx Raven)

» Heckler - 1. stop bagging me out, will ya?!?!

» Help - 1. when in doubt, switch the #@$%^&! thing off!

» Homer - 1. J. Simpson

» Host - 1. God; 2. Lord; 3. Master; 4. Valar; 5. Sir or Ma'am (also qv. D'uh!)

» Hounding - 1. flirting outrageously (Thanx Raven)

» Hten - 1. hanging ten without the angst (Thanx Raven)

» Humour - 1. laughter-invoked mirth resulting in volumous merriment; 2. I don't get it...

» Hypnosis - 1. symptom of late-night chats

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» Icee - 1. sweetly-coloured stuff atop a birthday cake

» Immortal; immortality - cf. "host"

» InBox - 1. junkmail collector; 2. dead (Thanx Trishy)

» Infinitarian - 1. chatters' split/multi-personalities (Thanx Raven)

» Internet - 1. connection of computer-networks linking bug-eyed, exhausted, sore-necked and squinting chatters worldwide

» Isandhiwana - major Zulu battle of 1879 to decide, once and for all, who put the sand in the shorts of the acting British commander

» ISP - 1. your Internet Service Provider; 2. also, more realistically, 'ISF' - Internet Service Frustrator

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» Jabber - 1. chatting endlessly and meaninglessly cf. "Whitey"

» Jaundice - 1. tired facial muscles after too much cyber-laffing cf. "lol"

» Jerbils - 1. trying to pay off too many financial debts at once

» Jilomonserishdipitinity - 1. trying to balance your credit card account whilst drunk

» Jolly - 1. 'Dolly' magazine for infants

» Juggernaut - 1. yard glass of bourbon

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» Karma - 1. requesting to borrow your mum's vehicle

» Keypad - 1. where we keep our car keys (of course!)

» Kick - 1. a gracefully polite way of helpfully ushering porn-bots out of the chatroom

» Kipper - 1. the sleeping captain of a sailing boat

» Kimono - 1. Yoko's niece

» Kinky - 1. twisted phone extension lead

» Kiss - 1. keep it simple, stupid!

» Koresmitifismistic - 1. the act of avoiding eating the hole of a donut (doing so may cause cancer...)