Age: 2006 will be my 42st year on this planet. In just 9 years' time
I'll
be 50 - gosh! Time flies when you're... ?
Eyes: Blue; Hair: Dark Blonde; Hair Length: shorter than it has been in 10 years! By the end of 2001 I had cut 14-inches off its' length! But its' still half-way-down my back, plus 99% of the time it's kept in a long clean neat'n'tidy ponytail. When I used to play in Surprise, it would take me an hour to crimp it! Currently wearing glasses (I'm classically short-sighted) and a short beard and mo. No tats. No piercings. My left testicle is the larger one, as is my left ear-lobe.
Born in Paddington, Sydney, NSW, Australia, 1 month after The Beatles
had
toured out here, in the Chinese 'Year of the Dragon'. I was conceived 1
month before JFK was assassinated (right on the boundary between Baby
Boomers and Baby Busters!) Altho I don't 'believe' in the Zodiac, I'm
told I'm a "Leo".
Sex: Yes please (hahaha)...true-blue 100% Hetrosexual Aussie Male.
Weight:
fluctuates
between 77 to 80-ish kg. I've been this same weight for about the last
15 years! Whoo hoo! I'm currently 83kg or 183 pounds - but I'm happy
even
with a few extra pounds..
Height:
5'
10" - in metric? Hmmm...let me try to convert that...7,429.95 cm - does
that sound right to you?!? Or is it 177.8 cm?!?
I'm now officially
a
'divorced dad' as from 18th
November,
2002 (Decree Nisi 19 December 2002) - singleness not being
something
I had planned on becoming at the age of 38.
I've spent 8 of the last 10 years living in Bathurst, NSW, Australia
(about
200km west of Sydney). Until very recently I'd been living in Wyong,
NSW,
Australia, about 1 hour north of Sydney, on the 'Central Coast',
half-way
between Sydney and Newcastle. Over the past few decades, I have lived in Gosford,
Narara, Bathurst
(8 years), Ilford, Sydney, Manly...
I've only travelled outside Australia once, as a c.11-yo to New Zealand
with my parents for a 2-week package holiday. The only 2 Australian
states
I haven't been to yet are WA & Tasmania. The most remote place I
think
I've been to is Lightning Ridge, or maybe Silverton (near Broken Hill),
or maybe Ularu and The Olgas. Hmmm...
I plan to watch a
sunset
over the ocean sometime before I die - being on the east coast, I've
seen
hundreds of sunrises over the ocean! I've always wanted to do
that
with someone very special...hmmm...
One of my all-time fav places is a spot in the middle of nowhere, just
north of Port Stephens in NSW, called Mungo Brush. There is nothing
there
(which is why I like it), except a lake, sanddunes and a c.20km
beach!
But, a close second is Rainbow Bay, just on the other side of the QLD
border!
As you may gather, altho it fluctuates, I struggle with a poor
self-image
sometimes. Although - I like me. Yes, I do like me.
Favourite colour: Orange -
it's a bright,
joyful, happy and natural colour. Totally useless to use about the house for anything tho...
My Favourite Things: My family - my 3 most precious boys, aged 12, 9
and 7. I
love
you endlessly!
Most Painful Experience: Separation - and now divorce - from my wife of
10 years - absolute purgatory. BUT - there is light afterwards -
purgatory
does not last forever...future happiness is possible
now..."leaving
the past behind, and pressing on towards the goal..."
Continuing Painful
Experience
- being physicaly separated from my three precious sons. I miss so much
just being
with them 24/7. I am trying to have an (external)
continuing
relationship with my sons, as hard and painful as that is at times, and
as difficult as that is being made for me to have.
Favourite Car: Datsun 120Y - with a top speed of 85 km/h!!! Apart from
that...anything but a Ford!
What form of transport did my family have at the age of 12? Dad had a
white (tho rusty) Holden Kingswood Station-wagon; before that, he used
to have a pale-green VW Beetle - a car-load of 12 scouts physically
bent
the chassis! Poor "Herbie"!
My brother's pet hobby is genealogy / family trees - I have a direct
relative
who arrived in Australia on the 2nd Fleet in 1789 as a convict. The family
were originally from Scotland, then Ireland. My great great
Grandfather's
name was 'Cornelius' - poor sod!
I bailed-out half-way-thru my HSC year in 1982, hence only achieving my
School Certificate in 1980. I completed a 3-year A.C.T. Diploma of
Theology
(Evangelism) in 1996 - a very personally-satisfying achievement for me.
My 'passion' is to "help" other people - I'd love to teach adults (ie.
Adult Education and Training). I'm beginning to move towards that...
Stop Press!!! I've been formally accepted, thru the University of New England, to do a Bachelor of Education in Adult Education and Training full-time in 2003/04! Yay! Like - I am soooo excited!
The 'plan' (after Uni in 2004) is to become a workplace trainer or
assessor
- assisting people fulfill their work-poteential more effectively.
Teachings'
still my 'passion', plus it'll be 'helping' people - this'll be
something
based on job-satisfaction, not just the bucks! Whoo hoo!
After a hiatus in 2005, now I'm undertaking a Certificate IV in Assessment & Workplace Training - Nationally Accredited training.
Favourite Band: The Beatles - any
1960's British pop/rock, really. Anna - it's true -
I'm not an Elvis fan... I can't go too fast past Crowded House, either...
I enjoy playing music
'with a passion', including
guitar (acoustic, classical, electric), bass (electric, fretless,
acoustic
and double), piano/keyboards, drums, vocals, and arranging too. I've
written
a few songs (only 1 published so far). I taught myself to play guitar
after
locking myself away in my bedroom as a teenager, chugging along to all
those Beatles' LP's.
I have a natural gift/talent for being able to play music 'by
ear'
- I can listen to something once or twice,, and usually play it. I have
an annoying 'habit' of usually being able to tell the pitch/key of a
song
or note! I'm a really-rusty sight-reader tho - I can 'read the
dots',
but it's a slow and arduous process nowadays (Every Good Boy
Deserves
Fruit & FACE) - D'oh!.
Favourite Food: Hot chip butties; lamingtons; Tacos - thanx Drew (but
- not all at the same meal!)
Favourite Author:
(*) George Johnston
(1912-1970)
- ('My Brother Jack', 'Clean Straw For Notthing', 'The Far Road' - you
MUST read 'The Far Road' b4 you die!!!) Check
out this...
Favourite Poet:
(*) Robert
Lowell (1917 - 1977)
- 'Life Studies', 'For the Union Dead', 'NNotebook', 'The Dolphin', etc.
I am an "INFP" - introverted, intuitive, feeling perceiver (ie.
Meyers-Briggs)
I often make things hard for myself - I am often my own worst enemy
when
it comes to making some decisions. I am continuing to work thru this as
I get older.
I often act lazy. It is not my intention to tho. (Note: I didn't
say
I 'am' lazy! hee hee)
I'm been under very-mild-medication for clinical
bi-polar depression
since 2001-2002.
('Cipramil')
After suffering the horrible personaliity-effects of depression
for most of my adult life, plus seeking prayer ministry and counseling
- I NOW find out it was all caused by someething as simple as a
'chemical
imbalance'! D'oh! 17 years' worth of gray-hair, sleepless-nights
and
wrinkles all for nothing...
I enjoy researching information, but often it's of no practical worth - ie. forms of trivia. That's probably why I enjoy studying so much! Haha.
My parents tried to do everything for me growing up - hence I have
difficulty
accepting personal responsibility with some things sometimes. BUT -
I've "grown-up" now...!!
After M had been in labour for 32 hours, and JD could've died,
I finally went home and wept uncontrollably - I had felt so helpless.
Then there was 4-month-old SJ in hospital for 16 days with
meningitis,
with a central-line going straight into his heart... ouchies inside for
a helpless dad...
I have nearly accidentally drowned at least twice - once in rapids
whilst
white-water rafting in the Upper Shoalhaven River c.1988, the second
time
in the surf at Tweed Heads 2001. "It's peaceful."
I adore watching lightning-storms light-up the night-time
sky. Heaven's 'fireworks'...
I find it hard to be as open and honest and to make new friends -
unlike
I used to be. I highly value 'trust', yet I have experienced the
painful
agony of a few key people in my life who have let me down relationally
big-time. Ouch.
I have a 'dent' (no, not 'Arthur' Dent...) in the middle-top of
my head, after getting my head stuck between the rails of a neighbours'
front-gate as a 4-yo - sitting in an empty cardboard box being pushed
along
on a skateboard at 6 o'clock one morning. (The stoopid thing we did as
kids, hey?!)
I still adore laying on my back in the middle of a pitch-black paddock
or deserted beach
in the middle of nowhere, gazing up into the stars and into infinity...22
÷7 = Pi ...July 2005 saw me finally with a telescope - for the first time in about 30 years!
Best Friend in Primary School: Glen Barry - he had flaming red hair,
and
had a little brother, Russell.
It has been wonderful re-connecting with an old Primary Schoolmate
again
after 26 years' - thanx Anna Banana.
Best Friend in High School: Ahmed Y. - I was his best man on his
wedding
day in 1983 - alas, I had also lost contact with him. Until recently,
when we've reconnected via emails. A face-to-face is coming soon! Whoo
hoo!
I cannot believe that Zalai was still playing soccer with "The
Slashers" - continuously since 1982 right upto 2002!!! Wow!
Memories
of Bathtub Parties at Gents haunt me - lol. We had a team mascot called
'Vomit the Pig' - what a worry!
I used to follow Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles in the Rugby League, and
watched
endless games at Brookvale Oval, as a young teenager.
Hurray - the Manly Sea Eagles are back!!
I am a loyal team-player and not necessarily a good leader.
My only brother - 10-years'-older than me - told me in 2002 he didn't
want
me as part of his life any more. "This makes me very sad" (an
understatement!)
We had both suffered nervous breakdowns' within months' of each other
over
the last 30+ months. I miss him. Tho the 'thaw' continues for us
both...thankfully.
Stop
Press... the thaw is now completed! With much rejoicing! Whoo
hoo! Now we get together just to happily and comfortably hang out together!
Awlright!
I miss my dad very much. Even tho we didn't talk all that much, we had
a very close 'connection' - we had so many things in common, and he was
always 'just there,' you know? Is it really 9 years' already?! Love
ya, ya ol' coot!
It's a very surreal situation to be in - having both your parents no longer here, and seeing their memorial plaques side-by-side!
I caught my dad's passion for sailing - 'wet-bum sailing'. I used to race 16' Skiffs out of Manly in Sydney Harbour every Saturday arvo for years... I had a season in a Flying 11 as well...
Nowdays I'm happily sailing a 12-foot one-man sailing dinghy I call Wyreema every Sunday at Carcoar Dam NSW.
I always had a illogical fear of Dobroyd Heads' Bombora - even when we sailed right on top of it once.
I have a unreasonable fear of falling-over backwards - being tripped at
ankle-height. I also have an unreasonable tendency to avoid walking
across
large manhole-covers as I'm walking in the street. Of course this is illogical,
and 99.9% of the time I just walk right over the top of 'em nowadays!
If I have ever contemplated suicide, the main reasons that have stopped
me are i) the boys, and ii) that someone has to 'discover' me
afterwards.
Neither option is fair or just for anyone-else. 'nuff said.
I used to inadvertently get badly sunburnt at the beginning of each
summer
as a kid - somehow, my skin is still reasonably alright.
I've had 2 non-malignant but feral 'warts' removed in the last 14
years'
- one on my left side, the other on my rigght shoulder/neck.
Click here for a full-colour photo-essay of my latest nudist
swingers
party, complete with live Volleyball-Net Cam feeds.
I used to enjoy rowing as the bowman in an 'Eight' at school. We were
Public
Schoolboys (ie. scum! lol), and whipped the GPS (ie. Private School snots) boats! Apparently, my 'technique' of
dipping
in fractionally early was our coaches' preferred action for his bowman
- I found out years' later - thanks Gibbbo!
Jesus Christ (was [?] ) my Lord and Saviour, but "Christianity"
and "church-life"
are - as I've experienced it - disappointing and shallow. "Grace"? (Sounds great, but in practical
reality...?)
My first Christian role-models were: Greg Stigter, Barney Miller, Baden Wynn - all of whom still worship (Thank you All Saints Anglican Church, Balgowlah).
I am not journeying
with a (mainline evangelical) Christian church presently. I am 'learning
to view the world through a different pair of glasses', and it's a
refreshingly
different experience to what I have ever known before. Some of my
previous
churched associates would be horrified to know that I have a practicing
pagan as a good friend nowdays, as well as some agnostics and atheists,
and even Liberal Christians too! I haven't had the 'religious' freedom
to mix with non-believers freely in this way in 17 years! Whoo hoo!
Nowadays I'd call myself a non-practising spiritual humanist with protestant evangelical roots. Check out the 'Church of the Withered Fig' for a bit more info about that...
I enjoy isolation - I need time by myself to 'recharge' after being
surrounded
by people, but I also adore company - to be entertained by
peoples' natural
talent to just be themselves.
My 'best man', who I rarely speak to (rather, I can never reach him!),
has
very keenly observed (correctly) that I only let people know what I
want
to let them know about me. This comes down to my loss of trust in
people.
I am either a highly-complex individual, or a very simple person - I
swing
between the 2, I think. No, I think I am an intelligent simpleton...
I remember being in Infants' School at Manly West and watching the 1st
moon landings on a large black-and-white TV in July 1969. I also
remember
throwing-up outside that same room too - I can still see a picture in
my
mind of the sawdust being spread from a red metal bucket all over the
wooden floor.
I remember where I was when:
3-years' of taking 'recreational-drugs' as an older-tenager has stuffed
my short-term memory. I do not remember my 19th year, anyway - it was
one big blur of continual partying... I have not done any of
that crap in over 17+ years. Learning by repetition has become
the standard rather than the exception! Just as well I enjoy 'study'
and
research...
I am personally aware of having a possibly addictive-personality - I do
enjoy having a relaxing drink now and again. I very occasionally drink
so not have to feel... altho it ruined my life as a 20-yo. But
- there is a huge difference between 'relaaxation' and 'excess'...
I once hand-paddled a small white dinghy from one side of a
possibly-shark-friendly
Middle Harbour to the other in the middle of the night, as the tiny
battered
craft slowly sank underneath me. Ahh...those all-nighters at Clontarf
have
a lot to answer for!
I have developed a nervous tick in my lower-left eyelid. (Tho, this is
only a rarity nowadays.)
Sometimes I find it hard to honestly forgive myself - sometimes for
things
that have passed like 8-years' previously!
I spent 3 1/2 months' in the MRC at Long Bay Jail (Sydney) in early
1985.
'Gibbo' was the first 'Christian' I think I'd really met. A lot of
self-confessed
'Christians' distance themselves from me after they find-out my
past-background.
Delusion caused by excessive personal drug-use is very very uncool, and
a result of this incident will have a continuing negative effect for
the
rest of my life. Practical involvement within church-life changed me
1,000%
for the better as a person.
I mastered boogey-boarding
in a major-way at Tweed Heads/Gold Coast in
the summer of 2001/02 - yeah! Tho I managed to fall-off just two waves
on
my $35 5th-hand surfboard... Thank you Rainbow Bay.
There's fairly limited access to the surf living 200km inland from the
ocean... I miss the smell and sound of the sea.
I wore braces on my teeth for two years' as a teenager. I sucked my
thumb
until I was about 10 (?), and my teeth stuck-out terribly as a result.
I wore the nickname "Buckkie-Beaver" for a long time - I hated it.
I was once bound and gagged by my older brother, and shoved under my
bed,
when he was 'babysitting' me, when I was a young kid. I have always
felt slightly defenseless
and helpless ever since.
My passion and joy of appreciation of all types and styles of music
came
from my High School Music Teacher, Antoinette Jameson - thank you for
pushing me!
The High School Maths' Master who dropped me three classes at once was
a drunken ignoramus after lunchtime alcoholic binges at the RSL Club.
My
actual Maths' teacher looked on in horror and pity - unable to do
anything
- as it was announced in front of all my ppeers that I was being dropped
three classes - thank you for your look of compassion. Dignity is not
something
to be thrown away.
The torturous
situations
that have happened to me/around me/because of me over the last c.4+
years
have left me quite emotionally scarred. I have physically aged 10 years
in that short time. In many ways, I am just a hollow shell of the person I
once was!
I used to think I didn't give a shit what other people thought of me -
but "there's one thing you can't hide when you're crippled inside." If
people don't like it when I wear my heart on my sleeve - that's their
problem,
not mine!
I
also
feel sorry and sad for the people who would think I am making this
stuff
up for my own ulterior motives. I am NOT. (Fuck you!)
The roving breezes come and go
On Kiley's Run,
The sleepy river murmurs low,
And far away one dimly sees
Beyond the stretch of forest trees --
Beyond the foothills dusk and dun --
The ranges sleeping in the sun
On Kiley's Run.
'Tis many years since first I came
To Kiley's Run,
More years than I would care to name
Since I, a stripling, used to ride
For miles and miles at Kiley's side,
The while in stirring tones he told
The stories of the days of old
On Kiley's Run.
I see the old bush homestead now
On Kiley's Run,
Just nestled down beneath the brow
Of one small ridge above the sweep
Of river-flat, where willows weep
And jasmine flowers and roses bloom,
The air was laden with perfume
On Kiley's Run.
We lived the good old station life
On Kiley's Run,
With little thought of care or strife.
Old Kiley seldom used to roam,
He liked to make the Run his home,
The swagman never turned away
With empty hand at close of day
From Kiley's Run.
We kept a racehorse now and then
On Kiley's Run,
And neighb'ring stations brought their men
To meetings where the sport was free,
And dainty ladies came to see
Their champions ride; with laugh and song
The old house rang the whole night long
On Kiley's Run.
The station hands were friends I wot
On Kiley's Run,
A reckless, merry-hearted lot --
All splendid riders, and they knew
The `boss' was kindness through and through.
Old Kiley always stood their friend,
And so they served him to the end
On Kiley's Run.
But droughts and losses came apace
To Kiley's Run,
Till ruin stared him in the face;
He toiled and toiled while lived the light,
He dreamed of overdrafts at night:
At length, because he could not pay,
His bankers took the stock away
From Kiley's Run.
Old Kiley stood and saw them go
From Kiley's Run.
The well-bred cattle marching slow;
His stockmen, mates for many a day,
They wrung his hand and went away.
Too old to make another start,
Old Kiley died -- of broken heart,
On Kiley's Run.
. . . . .
The owner lives in England now
Of Kiley's Run.
He knows a racehorse from a cow;
But that is all he knows of stock:
His chiefest care is how to dock
Expenses, and he sends from town
To cut the shearers' wages down
On Kiley's Run.
There are no neighbours anywhere
Near Kiley's Run.
The hospitable homes are bare,
The gardens gone; for no pretence
Must hinder cutting down expense:
The homestead that we held so dear
Contains a half-paid overseer
On Kiley's Run.
All life and sport and hope have died
On Kiley's Run.
No longer there the stockmen ride;
For sour-faced boundary riders creep
On mongrel horses after sheep,
Through ranges where, at racing speed,
Old Kiley used to `wheel the lead'
On Kiley's Run.
There runs a lane for thirty miles
Through Kiley's Run.
On either side the herbage smiles,
But wretched trav'lling sheep must pass
Without a drink or blade of grass
Thro' that long lane of death and shame:
The weary drovers curse the name
Of Kiley's Run.
The name itself is changed of late
Of Kiley's Run.
They call it `Chandos Park Estate'.
The lonely swagman through the dark
Must hump his swag past Chandos Park.
The name is English, don't you see,
The old name sweeter sounds to me
Of `Kiley's Run'.
I cannot guess what fate will bring
To Kiley's Run --
For chances come and changes ring --
I scarcely think 'twill always be
Locked up to suit an absentee;
And if he lets it out in farms
His tenants soon will carry arms
On Kiley's Run.
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