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Episode 34 "Ski Bunny Blues"
>> HEY, YOU GUYS HAVE GOT
TO CHECK THIS OUT.
THE MISS MOON PRINCESS
CONTEST AT THE PINE CONE SKI
RESORT.
I GOTTA ENTER THIS FOR SURE,
DON'T YOU THINK.
>> YOU WANT TO ENTER SOME
SKI BUNNY CONTEST?
>> I WAS HOPING YOU'D WANT
TO MAKE A SKI WEEKEND OUT OF
IT WITH ME.
>> LET ME SEE THAT.
>> OH!
>> HEY, THE WINNER GETS TWO
WEEKS FREE.
SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST.
>> I DON'T THINK LUNA AND
ARTEMIS WILL BE VERY HAPPY
KNOWING WE'RE GOING OFF TO
PLAY.
>> YEAH, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE FIGHTING THE NEGAVERSE,
RIGHT.
>> BESIDES, WE'LL NEVER GET
A ROOM THERE AT THE LAST
MINUTE.
>> COULDN'T WE JUST SEE
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE GET
THERE?
PEOPLE ALWAYS CANCEL.
>> YOU GUYS CAN STAY AT MY
PLACE.
>> YOU HAVE A PLACE THERE?
>> ACTUALLY, IT BELONGS TO
MY PARENTS, BUT I GO UP ALL
THE TIME.
>> COOL!
YOU'RE GOING TO COME WITH
US, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
I ALWAYS GO UP THIS TIME OF
YEAR TO PRACTICE MY
DRUMMING, BANG OUT SOME NEW
SONGS.
>> THIS CONTEST IS AN
EXCELLENT IDEA.
THOSE SILLY SCOUTS WILL BE
LURED INTO IT FOR SURE.
>> THEY'RE NOT IDIOTS,
MALACHITE.
IT WOULD BE GOOD TO QUIT
UNDERESTIMATING THEIR
POWERS.
ZOISITE DIDN'T, LOOK WHERE
IT GOT HER.
SAILOR MOON MAY SEEM LIKE A
CLUMSY CRY-BABY, BUT WHEN
PUSH COMES TO SHOVE SHE'S
TOUGHER THAN ANY SHE-LION.
>> I KNOW THIS PLAN WILL
WORK.
>> RIGHT.
IF YOU ASK ME, MALACHITE,
THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GOING TO
GET THAT CRYSTAL IS TO LURE
SAILOR MOON HERE.
>> AND YOU'RE SUCH AN
EXPERT, DARIAN.
YOU KNOW THE ONLY REASON I
TOLERATE YOU IS BECAUSE OF
QUEEN BERYL'S ORDERS.
SO I SUGGEST YOU LEARN TO
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
GOT IT!
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
I'M GOING TO GET THE
IMPERIUM CRYSTAL IF IT'S THE
LAST THING I DO.
I PROMISE YOU, ZOISITE, I'LL
DO IT FOR YOU.
>> WOW, IT'S GORGEOUS!
>> THIS WEEKEND'S GOING TO
BE SO FUN.
>> ARE YOU SURE LUNA AND
ARTEMIS WEREN'T TOO MAD,
LINA?
>> OH, NO.
THEY SAID IT WOULD GIVE THEM
A CHANCE TO CATCH UP ON ALL
THEIR WORK.
>> SO, ARTEMIS, WHAT DO YOU
THINK IS THE BEST WAY TO
BEAT QUEEN BERYL?
ARTEMIS?
THAT CAT, HE'S SUCH A LAZY
BONES.
OF COURSE, I COULD USE A
LITTLE CAT NAP AFTER ALL THE
TRAINING WE'VE BEEN PUTTING
IN.
TAKE A SNOOZE; I'LL THINK
BETTER.
>> JUST MAKE YOURSELVES AT
HOME, OKAY.
WE'VE GOT THE PLACE TO
OURSELVES.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST
A SLACKER.
I MEAN, I NEVER KNEW YOU
WERE LOADED.
>> SO WHY DO YOU WORK AT
THE TEMPLE IF YOU'VE GOT ALL
THIS?
>> WHAT? ARE YOU GOING TO
KICK ME OUT NOW, RAY?
>> NOT AS LONG AS YOU DON'T
SING.
>> ARE YOU GUYS READY?
I REALLY WANT TO HIT THOSE
SLOPES.
>>> LET'S GO!
>> I'M SKIING!
LOOK AT ME, YOU GUYS, I'M
SKIING!
>> WASN'T OUR INSTRUCTOR A
HUNKSTER.
>> YEAH, I'LL SAY.
>> AND VERY INFORMATIVE,
TOO.
I THINK I CAN FACE THE BUNNY
SLOPE ALONE.
>> HEY, THERE'S CHAT AND
RAY.
>> WHOA, THEY'RE FAST.
>> I HOPE I CAN SKI LIKE
THAT SOME DAY.
>> HEY, YOU GUYS GOT TO GO
UP THERE.
IT'S TOTALLY WICKED.
>> IT'S NOT MY THING.
>> YEAH, I END UP ON MY
FACE INSTEAD OF MY FEET.
>> I'LL JUST STICK TO THE
EASY SLOPES, THANKS.
>> WHERE'S THE BUNNY HILL?
>> SARINA, IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO BE IN THE MISS MOON
CONTEST YOU GOT TO BE ABLE
TO DO THE TOUGHEST RUN - THE
DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND.
YOU CAN ONLY QUALIFY FOR THE
CONTEST IF YOU FINISH THE
RUN.
THAT'S HOW THEY NARROW DOWN
THE FIELD EVERY YEAR.
>> WAY UP THERE?
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORCE
YOURSELF, SARINA.
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE COOL TO
HAVE ALL YOU GUYS ROOTING
FOR ME.
SEE YOU LATER.
>> WHAT!
THAT BRAT, WHO DOES SHE
THINK SHE IS.
>> IS EVERYTHING READY?
>> YES, MASTER.
>> ONCE YOU TRAP SAILOR
MOON SHE'LL HAVE TO REVEAL
HERSELF.
I'M NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT
THAT IMPERIUM CRYSTAL IN MY
HANDS.
UNDERSTAND?
>> I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
>> IT'S SO HIGH.
ARE YOU SURE WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO SKI DOWN THIS WAY?
>> YOU SKI DOWN THE OTHER
SIDE WHERE IT'S WAY STEEPER.
>> EW!
>> THEY ALL LOOK SO
PROFESSIONAL.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
>> HELLO, LADIES.
NICE TO SEE ALL OF YOU OUT
THERE.
I HOPE YOU'VE ALL HAD A
CHANCE TO LOOK OVER THE RACE
COURSE WE DESIGNED FOR YOU.
BY POPULAR DEMAND, WE'VE
ADDED A FEW MORE JUMPS AND
TURNS THIS YEAR.
AND NOW, TO REMIND YOU OF
ALL THE RULES, IS LAST
YEAR'S PRINCESS - MISS
STORMY KINCADE.
>>> YEAH!
>> FIRST, I'D LIKE TO WISH
ALL OF YOU GOOD LUCK.
REMEMBER, YOU MUST FINISH
THE ENTIRE COURSE TO QUALIFY
FOR THE REST OF THE CONTEST.
BUT SPEED'S IMPORTANT TOO,
SO I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO
BOOGIE DOWN THAT HILL.
FIRST PLACE GETS 50 EXTRA
POINTS ADDED TO HER SCORE.
SKIERS, ARE YOU READY.
ON YOUR MARK... GET SET...
GO!
>> SARINA, DON'T CRY, JUST
DO LIKE YOUR INSTRUCTOR
SAID.
>> AAHH!
>> SARINA, USE YOUR SNOW
PLOUGH, REMEMBER, IT WILL
SLOW YOU DOWN.
STORMY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> TIME TO NARROW THE FIELD
OF COMPETITION A LITTLE.
>> MOGULS? WHERE DID THOSE
COME FROM?
I COULD SWEAR THOSE WEREN'T
THERE BEFORE.
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT THE GUY
MEANT BY NEW JUMPS.
HUH?
NO WAY!
>> HELP! I CAN'T STOP!
>> TOO LATE NOW, SARINA.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAD TO
COME UP HERE.
>> AAHH!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
I CAN'T STOP THESE THINGS!
>> THERE ARE ONLY TWO
SKIERS LEFT, SO ONE'S GOT TO
BE THE KEEPER OF THE
IMPERIUM SILVER CRYSTAL.
>> AAHH!
>> RAY, YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
>> USE YOUR SNOW PLOUGH,
LIKE YOUR INSTRUCTOR SAID.
>> IF I ONLY LISTENED TO MY
INSTRUCTOR INSTEAD OF
ADMIRING HIS BLUE EYES.
>> AAH!
>> YOU'VE GOT TO GET
CONTROL, THERE'S AN
AVALANCHE COMING.
>> AS IF I HAVE ANY
CONTROL.
>> THAT AVALANCHE IS RIGHT
ON RAY'S TRAIL.
SHE AND SARINA COULD BE IN
TROUBLE.
>> HURRY!
>> LET'S UP THE STAKES A
LITTLE.
ARG!
>> I'M GONNA CRASH AND BURN!
>> RAY, DON'T LOOK BACK!
YOU JUST KEEP SKIING, I'LL
BLOCK THAT SNOW BALL FOR
YOU.
>> STOP WHERE YOU ARE!
STAY THERE!
AAHH!
>> IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE
WAS YELLING AT ME.
>> GOT YOU NOW, SAILOR
BRAT.
YOU WON'T ESCAPE FROM
BLIZZARD'S ICE TRAP.
>> AAHH!
HELP!
>> GIVE IT UP, RAY, IT'S
WAY TOO SLIPPERY.
>> WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET
OUT THAT WAY.
>> OOF!
>> TOLD YOU SO; YOU NEVER
LISTEN.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
MISS GIVER-UPPER, BUT I'M
NOT GOING TO STAY AND TURN
INTO A POPCYCLE.
>> YOU'RE SO STUBBORN.
JUST BE PATIENT, I'M SURE
SOMEONE WILL FIND US.
>> YEAH, LIKE SOME
NEGAVERSE CREEP AFTER YOUR
CRYSTAL, OR HAVEN'T YOU
FIGURED OUT THAT THEY'RE THE
ONE'S BEHIND THIS!
>> I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE
CHASED ME INTO THIS BECAUSE
YOU THOUGHT I MIGHT WIN THE
RACE.
>> LIKE YOU COULD EVER
REALLY MAKE IT TO THE FINISH
LINE, SARINA.
>> SHE'S RIGHT.
>> IT'S NOT FAIR.
I BET I USED TO BE GOOD AT
EVERYTHING WHEN I WAS A
PRINCESS.
>> HEY, TUXEDO MASK.
>> HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONE.
>> IT'S NOT WORTH BREAKING
MY NECK OVER.
WE'LL WAIT.
>> I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME
PLAYING THIS, RAY, BUT IT
REALLY CHEERS ME UP WHEN I
GET BUMMED OUT.
>> I'M SUCH A TOTAL
MEATBALL HEAD.
RAY, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
YOUR FEELINGS.
IT MUST BE THE PITS TO BE
REMINDED OF DARIAN RIGHT
NOW.
>> ACTUALLY, IT'S NICE TO
THINK ABOUT HIM.
BUT I KNOW IT WASN'T MEANT
TO BE.
>> NO WAY.
HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND.
>> NAH, IT WAS JUST A SILLY
CRUSH.
I MEAN, I ALWAYS KNEW DARIAN
WASN'T INTERESTED IN ME BUT
I DIDN'T CARE.
IT WAS STILL FUN BELIEVING
HE WAS REALLY MY GUY, YOU
KNOW.
IT WASN'T LIKE YOU AND
DARIAN.
THAT'S SOLID.
>> NOT ANY MORE.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S BEEN
BRAIN-WASHED AND THOSE NEGA-
DWEEBS ARE TRYING TO TURN
HIM AGAINST US.
BUT WE'LL GET HIM BACK, JUST
LIKE WE GOT THAT CRYSTAL.
I PROMISE YOU.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH, I
WISH WE COULD JUST GO
BLASTING INTO THE NEGAVERSE
AND DUST THEM OFF.
>> SAILOR AMBUSH.
>> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
GET A GRIP, OKAY.
>> HOW COME YOU DIDN'T
MENTION THE SCOUT SOONER, SO
WE COULD THINK TO TRANSFORM
OUT OF HERE?
>> GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'M SUPPOSED TO THINK OF
EVERYTHING NOW, IS THAT IT?
WHAT AM I, LIKE YOUR SERVANT
NOW?
>> WELL, I AM ROYALTY.
>> A ROYAL PAIN IS WHAT YOU
ARE.
>> MARS POWER!
>> HUH?
>> ARE YOU GUYS COOL HERE?
GOT THROUGH AS FAST AS I
COULD.
>> CHAD?
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
>> AVALANCHE SURFING.
COME ON, I DUG A TUNNEL TO
THE TOP OF THE CLIFF.
>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
>> STORMY, YOU CAME FOR US.
>> PLEASE CALL ME BLIZZARD.
MY AS WELL GET FRIENDLY
BEFORE YOU GO INTO THE DEEP
FREEZE.
>> I KNEW THE NEGAVERSE WAS
BEHIND THIS.
>> SO THIS WHOLE CONTEST
WAS TOTALLY BOGUS?
>> THAT'S RIGHT, SAILOR
MOON.
HAND OVER THAT CRYSTAL.
>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
>> DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME,
YOU LITTLE TWIT!
I KNOW YOU'RE THE PRINCESS,
IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU.
>> WELL, I AM KIND OF A
PRINCESS AT HEART.
I MEAN, NO POINT IN BEING
HUMBLE ABOUT IT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A
KARATE CHICK.
>> I'M SAILOR MOON.
>> STOP, I KNOW WHO I'M
AFTER, YOU JUST WANT TO
CONFUSE ME.
>> AAH!
>> I'LL PROTECT YOU!
>> HE'S FROZEN SOLID.
>> COME ON, SARINA, LET'S
PUT THIS ICE QUEEN BACK ON
ICE.
>> WHAT IF SHE TURNS US
INTO ICICLES, TOO, RAY?
>> SHOW SOME GUTS WOULD
YOU.
>> PREPARE FOR A MELTDOWN.
>> PRISM POWER!
>> MARS POWER!
>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
YOU'RE BOTH SAILOR SCOUTS?
>> THAT'S RIGHT!
>> I AM SAILOR MOON,
CHAMPION OF JUSTICE AND
SWORN ENEMY OF THE
NEGAVERSE!
>> ON BEHALF OF THE MOON
AND BEHALF OF MARS, WE WILL
RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH
OVER ALL EVIL.
>> WE ARE SAILOR SCOUTS.
AND YOU, NEGA-TRASH ARE IN
BIG TROUBLE.
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO CHEW
YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT.
>> I'M NOT IMPRESSED.
TAKE THAT!
>> MARS POWER...
IGNITE!
>> SO LONG, SAILOR.
>> HOLD IT, BLITHER.
>>> TUXEDO MASK, YOU CAME
BACK.
>> SAILOR MOON, SAILOR
MARS, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING
YOUR ORDERS, BLIZZARD.
QUEEN BERYL WANTS THAT
IMPERIUM CRYSTAL, YOU SLUSH
BRAIN, AND FOR THAT WE NEED
SAILOR MOON IN ONE PIECE.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
+
>> AAHH!
>> NO PROBLEM, I GOT
PLENTY.
>> TUXEDO MASK, DON'T,
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER, WE USED
TO FIGHT THE NEGAVERSE
TOGETHER.
YOU'VE ALWAYS PROTECTED US.
SAILOR MOON IS THE MOON
PRINCESS, THE ONE YOU WERE
SEARCHING FOR.
>> THINK OF ALL THOSE LONG
YEARS.
YOU MUST REMEMBER SOMETHING?
>> PLEASE, TUXEDO MASK, YOU
CAN'T BETRAY US NOW.
>> GIVE ME A BREAK.
(wicked laughter)
>> HUH?
>>> HE SAVED US!
>> WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
ANYWAY?
>> HURRY, NOW IS OUR
CHANCE.
>> RIGHT.
>> MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
>> SAILOR MOON, I SAVED YOU
THIS TIME.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT
WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.
WE'RE ENEMIES NOW.
UNTIL NEXT TIME...
I'LL GET THAT CRYSTAL.
>> I'LL SET YOU FREE AGAIN,
DARIAN.
I PROMISE.
>> CHAD, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
IT'S RAY.
WAKE UP, CHAD.
COME ON, GUY.
>> IS HE ALL RIGHT?
>> I THINK SO.
>> HEY, WHAT GIVES?
HOW DID I GET HERE?
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I HOPE STORMY BRINGS
HELP SOON, I'M STARVING.
>> HEY, HE'S COMING TO.
>> ALL RIGHT, CHAD, IT'S
ABOUT TIME YOU WOKE UP.
>> RAY, SARINA, ARE YOU
GUYS ALL RIGHT?
>> YEAH, WE HAD A BIT OF
TROUBLE WITH SOME WACKO SKI
BUNNY, BUT YOU SCARED HER
AWAY.
>> I DID?
HOW COME I DON'T REMEMBER
THAT.
I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER
THAT.
>> TRUST ME, CHAD, YOU WERE
WICKED.
JUST LIKE IN ALL THOSE
KARATE MOVIES.
REALLY.
GRAMPA WILL BE SO PROUD,
WON'T HE, RAY?
>> OF COURSE.
>> NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE A
HERO.
(all laughing)
>> FINALLY, SO YOU THERE
YOU ARE.
>> UH?
>> I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE HURT.
>> DON'T MIND HER.
SHE JUST FOUND OUT OUR SKI
INSTRUCTOR'S MARRIED.
>> BUT I DIDN'T SEE YOU
TAKING IT SO CALMLY EITHER.
>> WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY WE
GET SOME DINNER, THEN COME
BACK FOR A LITTLE NIGHT
SKIING.
>> WHAT?
HAVEN'T WE SKIED ENOUGH?
COME ON, RAY, LET'S STAY IN
AND HAVE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES.
>> GET OFF ME, SARINA.
I'M WARNING YOU.
OH, BOY, JUST WHAT
I ALWAYS WANTED--
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