A short note of Caution!   

Of course you can enter the following room of naughty 'adult'-orientated jokes (and 'Loopey Diconary') if you choose to do so, but be aware that some of them may not be suitable or appropriate for everyone's taste.

To all my true friends who really have a great sense of humour, who can freely laugh at themselves and who we are as humans, you will get a giggle out of these...

However, if you find things about the human body, or our common humanity in general not to be laffed at, then do not go any further! Verboten! It's as easy as that, matey!

Note that you have been warned. I accept no responsibility for someone who goes any further and finds offense. You can't blame me for your own choices!
 

Why am I creating a room like this with a whopping big "Caution" sign on a doorway in my house?? Because I am sick to death of getting snide complaints from a tiny minority of self-righteous hypocrites who have nothing better to do than pick holes in my life. Theses jokes are quite harmless, really, anyway! This is ridiculous! If this is you - I hope you have been offended - I am offended by your self-righteousness. Good-bye! rofl